ignorance is your new best friend.

don't even like paramore buuuuuh, you know.

Yeah basically, that's the worst thing you could ever do to me or in my presence. Ignorance is not fun.

I swear, I am the most passive-aggressive person ever ever ever, and if you piss me off, I'll bitch about it and not do anything about it, or if you're my brother, I'll do little things to you to get on your nerves and never confront you.

By the way, I keep forgetting that a few people read this and end up ranting on about boring stuff, so I apologise.

Anywayyy, moving away from selfish little tossers, I currently have a vacancy for a new friend.

Guidelines are:

• must be moderately decent-looking, and if you're male, either gay or not interested in me. 
• not interested in relationships with anybody, as that is time-wasting and I will just get ditched constantly.
• available for me to bitch to/cry with/shop with/and gossip with AT ALL TIMES.
• at least vaguely intelligent, I'm pretty sick of talking to people who are barely above amoebas on the evolutionary scale. and if you had to look up amoeba on dictionary.com, don't even bother.
• you need to have at least a small bitchy side to you, and a decent sense of humour, because you'll need it.
• you have to understand that even if my jokes aren't funny, you should laugh anyway cos my feelings get hurt easily ;)
• you need to be able to put up with a little chubby redhead who tells bad jokes and gets angry easily.

I swear I'm not high-maintenance.

I might make up a poster and put it around college. And get pictures of people who have pissed me off at some point and put a massive cross through their faces so they know not to try again.
I reckon people would respond positively, I mean, at least I am honest.

Let me know if you reckon you're good enough ;)