Injections and celibacy.

So, the HPV vaccine really hurts.
And mine has to be the one which swells up giving me a deformed looking arm.
I always hear these horror stories about vaccinations right before I get one, and I reckon that the worry makes me tense up my arm. Because  I swear, it always goes wrong for me.

At least I'm not the loser who faints every time.

It's like, I want to give blood. But I don't even know what blood group I am, and I think I have anaemia. But I am literally dying (excuse the pun ;) unintentional clearly) to do it.
It's the only reason I'm looking forward to my 17th birthday, I don't even care about driving or that shit.
It's all gravy.

Anyway, moving on.
I have decided that I am going to remain celibate until I find a nice man. I think that I'll update my blog regularly to let the general public know about my failed attempts.
I mean, it's been so long (5 weeks), I have pretty much regrown my hymen anyway, so it should be a fun experiment.

I found this guy on Platform, known only as secret diary boy, and feel pretty cheated because now I feel a bit unoriginal, even though I've been writing this for nearly a year.
He's also a lot funnier than me, but other than that appears to be the exact mirror image of me.
Look him up, it's a decent read.

Alright, over and out, I want a sleep.