I really wish I was asian

Asian people are so nice looking.

Trust me to be born into a completely English family.
Oh no, wait, I am a sixteenth Irish.
Brill.

So basically all this blog is going to do is try and add a bit of a face to my blog without, you know, revealing my face.
So I'm classic English rose, short, bit tubby, red hair, freckles, big smile.
I am a real woman ;) tits and hips baby.

About the same colour as a piece of paper.
In the sun I am the same colour as a red piece of paper.
With brown dots on it.
;)

Sometimes I think I'm pretty but sometimes I wonder how anybody as ugly as me doesn't get things thrown at her in the street.
I have balloons for breasts. And not those disgusting shrivelled balloons either, I'm not 80.

I am usually always smiling and a lot of the time I'm dancing (:

Anyway, I'll put some action in this...so

Complaining time

All my friends are ditching me for men.
It is not even slightly good.
I hate everyone.

All this would be avoided if I threw acid in all of my friends' faces, sort of like an initiation ritual.
Now that is a plan.