What you gonna do about it?
Not a lot has happened in the last few months of my life, except I started college, which I guess is pretty good, and I've finally met this guy my mother is trying to set me up with. He's cute, but, you know, I'm not really that desperate yet.
So my little venture into college life so far has been pretty interesting. I won't shame anybody by mentioning the name of the college or any names of the people but so far I have noticed the following things;
- girls who have blobs of orange in random parts of their chin. I'm not talking the usual tangoed girls who have orange faces, I'm talking just random bright orange patches of skin. Am I missing something? I mean, I am aware I'm not exactly the most up-to-date stylish person, my wardrobe consists of tits, legs, tits and legs, and I-can-see-what-you-had-for-dinner, but did they all have a big style conference where this was agreed on as being sexy?
- the 'asian' corner. not wanting to be racist, of course, but IT IS FUCKING INTIMIDATING. It's right by the vending machines and the shop and me being a silly white bitch, I get filthy looks when I go to buy my quavers and my rubicon.
- the blonde girls with ratty extensions who never seem to have lessons and just stand outside, rain or shine, smoking. All I have to say is, sexy.
- The amount of gay people who go there is actually incredible. I mean, I'm no homophobe, I'm on the verge of being a fag hag, with extremely camp men feeling me up and telling me I am 'fabulous', but it's actually pretty depressing how few straight guys there are, I mean, it's hard enough for me to find a man without all these obstacles...
- The fat girls who don't know they're fat. Today this girl was walking around in these tiny floral shorts and she was actually wobbling. Orange peel thighs and all. Not nice.
- How many of my exes/random guys I've been with go there. It's shameful and it also means I have to look perfect all of the time so that they don't think to themselves 'god she's let herself go since me' or 'how could I have ever had anything to do with that?'
- nobody can talk. everyone ends their sentences with 'yeah' and says 'like' even more times than I do. Already my lovely posh accent is disappearing :(
- nobody can spell. I know my grammar and punctuation on this thing isn't perfect but at least I can actually spell and type. One of the things that annoys me most is when people can't spell or use incorrect grammar.
But fuck, college is weird.
