being pimped out by my mother

My mother chose today to put into action phase 1 of pimping me out to some random 18 year old student. He apparently has a crush on me. I'm not too sure how, when I'm pretty sure I have never met the guy. But. it's nice to be appreciated.

My mother told me to get dressed up and do my hair and makeup because he was helping my dad out. I remained in a hoody, no bra, trackies with a hand-sized hole in the crotch, no makeup, and scraped back hair, eating a chocolate orange bar and drinking endless cups of tea. Needless to say, I don't think I'm gonna be dating this guy anytime soon.

Why is it that parents feel this overpowering need to interfer with their childrens' lives? I almost get the feeling I'm going to end up being 'helped out' by my mother in the relationships department until I'm about 50. I DON'T DO ANYTHING, I AM TOO FUCKING LAZY, THAT IS WHY I HAVE NOT HAD A BOYFRIEND SINCE I WAS 14. The fact I don't exactly make myself hard to get may also play a small part in it. The fact is, I'm far too boring and weird to have a boyfriend. I'm not that bad looking and I guess I can be pretty funny sometimes, but I am socially retarded. I don't think guys like feisty, moody, and extra clingy girls, and I'm not really looking for a relationship, just a bit of fun to remind me I am not the most ugly thing to ever grace this planet.

Positive proof that the youth of today are hopeless, that's me.